5. Celebrate Roald Dahl’s birthday with some Frobscottle and some Snozzcumber
6. Do some spring cleaning
7. Read Perdeby
8. Contemplate imminent nuclear fallout.
9. September 13 is also Defy Superstition Day, so maybe walk under all the ladders and cuddle some black cats
10. It is also Positive Thinking Day, so smile and may all your vibes be good.
