- Break out into Beyonce’s “Halo”. This will inspire the Forum to join in and give campus something to talk about.
- Ask a legitimate question. No one will see it coming.
- Ask for help with your statistics assignment. If you don’t know what’s going on in that subject, then the smart students on the SRC might.
- Live-tweet the event. Then weep as your thumbs burst into flame from struggling to keep up.
- Fart. How would this not be funny?
- Speak in Russian when raising an issue and act like it’s normal.
- Shout out Ron Burgundy quotes in a high pitched voice. Who didn’t enjoy Anchorman?
- Pretend you’re a host on Top Gear when it’s your turn to speak. The best way to drop a bombshell on the proceedings is to end off with, “And on that bombshell…”
- Rig the PA system to play O Fortuna when you walk in. It always pays to make a good first impression.
- Bring pancakes. People will respect your kindness and make you their leader.
