Patterned leggings. Yes, those lumo leopard-print leggings do make you look fat.
Flat caps. We know that brand loyalty is highly important to some people, but there are better ways to hide that fact that you haven’t washed your hair in a while.
iPads. We hear that these little devices have been having an existential crisis as of late, since nobody really knows what purpose they serve.
Twars making headlines. If you aren’t on Twitter, chances are you probably don’t care what’s happening there.
Songs about butts. Has humanity really reached the end of their intellectual rope? Surely there must be more interesting topics to sing about.
Flower crowns. It might have been cute at Woodstock, but it really doesn’t add as much depth to your Instagram photos as you think.