1. You wear tights as pants. Murphy doesn’t like to see your camel toe.
2. Because you are the reason that we have 07:30 lectures. We’re talking to you, Groenkloof people.
3. You’re stupid.
4. You wear khaki.
5. You think animal print is sexy. It’s not.
6. You walk slowly through the student centre. Maybe we should invest in cattle prods.
7.You still don’t understand how the Fego line works.
8. You yell outside our offices on a Friday while we’re trying to bring out a paper for you. That’s just rude.
9. You sing aloud on campus to yourself. Your life isn’t a musical.
10. You go to DropZone.
