Pssst…really hopes that the Welpies know that they will be wearing a sickly yellow get-up all year long. If your complexion does not go with the Klaradyn yellow (which no one’s does) Pssst… suggests that you let go of all hope of finding love this year.
Jarre entering Olienhout need not fear their seniors since most of the older Houte and HC are so deathly afraid of Tuks Res Management that they will probably pamper the jarre into submission.
Pssst… is really hoping that the wifi at Madelief will finally start working so that the poor knolle will not have to use up all of their data complaining to their parents about how hopeless Madelief is at every activity ever.
Pssst… feels really sorry for the kloekies who will be spending time with Curlitzia’s Rag partners, Maroela. Any time spent with the Maroela jarre is too much. On the other hand, who wants to spend time with future doctors who obviously know everything. If you think the kloekies are bad when it comes to thinking they are better than everyone else you obviously haven’t met their male equivalents, Olympus. Poor Lilium won’t know what hit them.
Pssst… sincerely hopes that the Yster’s 1nSync performance is as bad as last year’s. Pssst… thoroughly enjoys laughing at boys who have to greet a sub-par replica of the Eiffel tower. Pssst… hopes that Magrietjie doesn’t annoy Olienhoudt to death with their incessant hippeling across their atrociously painted blad.
Pssst… would like to remind first years hoping to join Vividus Ladies or Drageayaniajklyr (or whatever their new name is. Can someone please come explain how we say that word), that a day house IS NOT A RES. Who would willingly join a sub par imitation of res life? Maybe go to Nerina, they have about as much res spirit as a day student.
Pssst… has no advice for the Vremies. If you are moving into Kollege, there is no help for you. Pssst… looks forward to seeing you in five years, still trying to pass first year and drunkenly passed out on a bench near Jolly’s, and then still feeling proud about it.
Pssst… can’t wait to see what juicy gossip this batch of fresh meat will bring in this year. Good luck with 1nSync, don’t break a leg because Pssst… might feel bad laughing.
