While Curlitzia tried very hard (and failed even harder) to be subtle, whoever offered Kollege a pig as a gift clearly hasn’t mastered the art of subtlety. Pssst… imagines that this person must feel very strongly about Kollege. Pssst… thinks that Magrietjie may be the guilty party behind the prank.
As Pssst… expected, Boekenhout walked away from the Serrie finals last Monday night without placing. Pssst… would think that Boekenhout adding an extra throw into their final, together with all the hours they spent practising would have been enough to win, but guess not. Pssst… suggests that Boekenhout spend less time practising and more time winning next year. Speaking of not winning anything, Pssst… thinks it’s high time that Olympus stop looking for a cure for cancer in old “no-makeup selfies”, and spend more time winning res-related events.
For the third year in a row, Magrietjie have won Serrie prelims, but choked at the finals. Pssst… just wants to remind Magrietjie that there is such a thing as third-time lucky. If all else fails, Pssst… thinks Magrietjie could join TuksNaledi or Onderstepoort, because when it comes to mixed residences Stuku apparently thinks everyone is a winner.
While Madelief made finals with their Lost-themed Serrie, Pssst… and everyone else at the Amphi and Aula wished that Madelief had taken their theme more literally and actually got lost on the way to the finals. Pssst… can’t help but wonder if all the fighter jet planes flying over Pretoria last week weren’t Madelief’s reinforcements for Serrie.
Pssst…thinks that Taaibos is so desperate to win some ladies’ residences over that they decided to serenade them all in Serrie. Pssst… can’t imagine that Erika is feeling too upset about it, but Pssst… must point out that Erika got further in the competition on their own than they have the whole year with Taaibos as Rag partners. It seems to Pssst… that Taaibos are clearly not good luck charms.
