Pssst… has also found that it hasn’t taken Lilium long to bounce back from getting dumped by the Houte. They’re back to their stalking ways and have their eyes on Kollege again. Too bad the Kollegemen were more fixated on Vividus Ladies. Unfortunately these are all stories from the first year basketball tournament, so the Asterhof and Olympus HK wouldn’t know what we’re talking about, leaving their first years to fend for themselves. Pssst… has also heard that Magrietjie have had trouble keeping their first years away from Hatfield Square (or what’s left of it). Who knew it was actually the Spikkels that ran the res?
The Katte have had a bit of a rough time being the only ladies’ res on the Proefplaas, but having to choose between fruit and dessert in the dining hall is just a bit too cruel. Pssst… thinks you should just ask the Taaibos guys to get it for you. They’re used to be being deep in the friend zone. Isn’t that right Curlitzia?
Pssst… is worried about Magrietjie’s desperation, though. We know you ladies are seasoned professionals at having multiple people in one bed, but the 43 car (or girl, Pssst… just doesn’t know anymore) pile-up outside your res last week was rather distressing. Pssst… is glad to hear that the money raised went to a good cause, though. Oh, it was for your house? Sies.
Pssst… is surprised that so many reses have started practicing for Serrie already. Pssst… know how it’s going to go: the Melkweg and the try-hards from the Proefplaas will go to the finals, cameos will be made from the medical campus, Magrietjie will win prelims and choke, and everybody will use UV lights. So just take it easy there, Olienhout. Next thing you know Asterhof is complaining about your noise too.
Once again, Pssst… would like to reach out to all you reality TV wannabees out there and implore you to either send in your tips to pssst@perdeby.co.za, or to do something embarrassing so that someone else can do so on your behalf.
