Pssst… hears that Katjiepiering’s first years have zero interest in participating in serrie. Oh dear, could this be because the Skerwe know better than to embarrass themselves after Katjie’s disastrous ienkmelodienk? Wait, Pssst… is giving them way too much credit – everyone knows the Skerwe aren’t that smart.

Pssst… wonders if Jasmyn could literally be trying any harder to score free Oesdag tickets. Pssst… knows the Jasters are notorious for being desperate (they had an actual themed social with Kollege to try and hide the fact that they were all really just there for drinks and debauchery), but Pssst… didn’t know it was this bad.

How cute is it that Taaibos tried to prove that they’re still relevant by having the most half-baked event ever with Magrietjie? Not even the ladies from Klaradyn went, and they’ll attend literally any event where they have the opportunity to get even slightly tipsy.

As Pssst… predicted, the Vividus Men and Vividus Ladies house camp was a hot mess. Not to mention those awful Deadpool wife-beaters – go back to Jo’burg, Vividus, or maybe, if you’d prefer being part of an actual residence, Pssst… is sure the boytjies from Boe(t)enhout are more than willing to take you in, since their Ysters have been cultivating some serious beer guts lately.

Maroela has been abducted by aliens, apparently, since they have disappeared from campus completely. Pssst… hopes they resurface after serrie (assuming they aren’t too embarrassed after their inevitable disaster performances). Meanwhile, Sonop is avoiding embarrassment by withdrawing from serrie completely. With serrie season on our doorstep, Pssst… is sure you have tons of res gossip to send to pssst@ Go on, you know you want to.

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