Each year, when the university opens its doors to students, it also expects beings from beyond the stars. Students and faculty members alike prepare for an out-of-this-world experience unlike any other. Our UP campus is buzzing with excitement as we encounter a group of truly extraterrestrial visitors: alien exchange students from distant corners of the cosmos.
Picture this: you are cruising through the cosmos, exploring new galaxies, when suddenly, you stumble upon the vibrant blue planet known as Earth. Fascinated by its diverse cultures, stunning landscapes and intriguing academia, you decide to become an exchange student at the prestigious University of Pretoria. Sounds like a plot straight out of a sci-fi movie, right? Well, grab your ray guns and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime!
Now, you may be wondering, “What does it take to become an alien exchange student at the University of Pretoria?” Fear not, aspiring cosmic scholars, for we have compiled a handy guide to help you navigate the application process:
Interstellar Visa: First things first, you will need to obtain a valid interstellar visa from your home planet’s embassy. This will allow you to travel far and wide across the galaxy. Be sure to check the visa requirements for Earth and submit all necessary documentation to avoid any delays you might encounter on your journey.
Language Proficiency: While English is the common language of the galaxy, it is always a good idea to brush up on your language skills before arriving on Earth. Whether you hail from the crystalline cities of Xandar (the regal seas of Zanzibar) or the swampy marshes of Dagobah (the colossal beauties of Switzerland), proficiency in English will ensure smooth communication with your human peers.
Academic Transcripts: Just like on your home planet, academic excellence is highly valued at the University of Pretoria. Be sure to submit your academic transcripts and provide proof of any extraterrestrial qualifications or achievements.
Cultural Adaptability: As you embark on your exchange journey, be prepared to embrace the diverse cultures and customs Earth has to offer, such as those found in South Africa. From sampling local delicacies (like biltong and boerewors) to participating in traditional South African dances, immersing yourself in the vibrant tapestry of diverse cultures Earth has to offer will enrich your exchange experience.
Sense of Adventure: Lastly, bring along your sense of adventure and curiosity as you set off on this cosmic journey. Whether you are exploring the sprawling campus of the University of Pretoria or embarking on weekend excursions to nearby attractions like the Cradle of Humankind, there is no shortage of exciting adventures to be had on Earth.
Applications for the University of Pretoria Alien Exchange Student programmes close on 30 September of the preceding academic year for Semester 1. For Semester 2, applications close on 31 March of the current academic year. UP is excited to welcome all prospective alien students and is sure that they will find this part of the galaxy welcoming.
The old adage goes: “Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.” In the spirit of cooperation and understanding, our university has taken proactive measures to ensure a harmonious exchange between humans and aliens. Cultural sensitivity workshops, language immersion programmes and intergalactic friendship initiatives have been implemented to facilitate meaningful interactions and foster mutual respect among all members of the campus community. By breaking down barriers and bridging the interstellar divide, we strive to create a campus environment where diversity is celebrated and unity prevails.
As the semester unfolds and friendships flourish across the cosmos, our university stands on the brink of a bright and promising future. With each passing day, we inch closer to a world where borders are blurred, differences are celebrated, and the stars themselves are our classroom. So as we take off on this intergalactic journey together, let us embrace the unknown with open minds and open hearts, for the universe is vast, and the possibilities are endless. Welcome, alien exchange students, to the adventure of a lifetime…
