Pssst… has been busy. But Pssst… always has time to spill the tea for the week.
Firstly, as Pssst… is sure you all know, or at least should know, it’s election season. Yay, Pssst… supposes? Pssst… must say though, it’s been nice to see all the various candidates appearing out of the depths on WhatsApp groups begging for votes. Pssst… is excited to see that it paid off, and can’t wait to see another year of empty promises in action. (Don’t worry SRC, Pssst… doesn’t think everyone else noticed, even PDBY was a bit soft on you. COVID’s been tough for everyone, right? Pssst… isn’t a complete monster).
Speaking of action, Pssst… has seen that Aandklas has had a little more action that usual this past week. Pssst… sees that other diseases were being spread, besides the usual ones limited to the girls’ bathroom.
By the way, Pssst… wants to thank Life at Tuks for posting about this. Now Pssst… would like to share some information in return. In case Life at Tuks missed UP’s plagiarism session, cutting and pasting someone’s words without credit constitutes plagiarism. But don’t worry Pssst… isn’t mad… just disrespected.
Pssst… is now getting political…prepare yourselves. So Pssst… was spying on the manifesto presentations this past month (thrilling stuff) and Pssst… was very sad to see that all DASO candidates failed to show up. It seems like all the candidates are suffering from a case of the spooky season scares and were too afraid to pitch. Pssst… hopes you all get better soon.
But in more interesting political news, Pssst… would also like to say that Pssst… was inspired by a candidate who said that she feels capable of running the portfolio for international students because she’s been to Europe. Pssst… was so inspired by this that Pssst… would like to announce that Pssst… will officially be running for SRC treasurer in 2021, as Pssst… feels that having a bank account makes Pssst… the perfect candidate. Vote for Pssst…, 2021.
Now Pssst… must move onto the presidential debate. Pssst… is sad to see David and the rest of the SRC go and Pssst… will miss the dance moves and that deep voice. However Pssst… is pleased to see Lerato running again. It will be nice for Pssst… to have a small reminder of the outgoing SRC’s shortcomings this year if our Deputy Secretary is elected as President. Pssst… thinks it would be even more exciting if the president herself fails to hold student forum. Then again, Pssst… never much cared for student forum anyway, with all the talking. Pssst… has a feeling some of the candidates would be happy to skip student forum as well, when Pssst… considers the lack of preparation and embarrassing stumbling Pssst… witnessed at the manifesto presentations. Even the poor moderator had to step in and rush the candidates along. Pssst… would shade all of the candidates, but Pssst… isn’t sure they each embarrassed themselves to the same degree. But at least Namatai and Lerato showed up, Pssst… can’t say the say the same for Rameeza.
Pssst… is growing bored now and is ready to leave. Pssst… wishes you all a great spooky season, but hopes no one is too horrified by the SRC election results. As usual, Pssst… has eavesdropping to do, information to trade and gossip to spread. Pssst… says adieu. Xx
P.S To all the outgoing PDBY editorial, Pssst… will miss eavesdropping on all of your conversations, and watching you embarrass yourselves sniffing snots at the strip. But most importantly, Pssst… doesn’t want you to forget about our game.