Hi hi.

Yes, it is Pssst…, Pssst… is back indeed. Pssst… knows you missed Pssst… Queue the dramatic outbursts asking where Pssst… has been. But Pssst… needs a holiday too.

Speaking of which, Pssst… knows you enjoyed yours. Some of you even got an extra little holiday. You know, when varsity was cancelled. When the president of the SRC valiantly won back some days from UP. Pssst… hopes that the people having pool parties had fun while others were protesting in the streets. Pssst… would just like to point out that a little party never stopped anyone from raping.

Anyways, Pssst… is only mildly offended. Plus, Pssst… knows UP will have its revenge for these pool and protest days. Pssst… thinks exams are when this will happen. Or did you forget about those? Pssst… knows some of you won’t even get exam entrance, so it’s okay.

Pssst… wants you to know that during this stressful time your mental health matters, if you can get an appointment. But if not, Pssst… is here for you. Pssst… will bring you spice and temporary smiles. The SRC is also here for you, if they can figure out who is in charge. Pssst… really enjoys these power struggles and Pssst… hopes that Law House has also sorted out its problems. If not, Pssst… thinks another interdict might work?

Speaking of working, apparently the new RAG names aren’t. Pssst… finds it amusing that the old names die hard. Pssst… finds it even more entertaining watching you walk to the exit by Sci-Enza.

Speaking of leaving, Pssst… must depart soon. Don’t go you say? But Pssst…must go. Pssst… has eavesdropping to do, information to trade and rumours to spread.

Pssst… says adieu. xx