Hi hi, Pssst… here. Things were heating up between student structures this week with some “friendly” competition. You may have seen the “Lockdown Showdown” on Instagram. Or maybe you didn’t. Because as far as showdowns go, this was pretty lame. Oops…typo, Pssst… meant tame.

Of course, maybe Pssst… is being too harsh. Pssst… thinks it was cute that everyone tried so hard and worked together.Pssst… didn’t miss all those shoutouts to every structure except PDBY. Because we all miss the clique set up from high school, don’t we?

Another thing Pssst… is sure everyone enjoyed was meeting half of Luminous on WhatsApp last week. Pssst… is sure they even put poor Candela to work campaigning. If you don’t know who Candela is, Pssst… suggests checking the ad on page 6. You know, the prize Luminous fought so very hard for? Funny.

Pssst… even felt a little bad for  Health House when they… what was it DSA? “Fell slightly short?” Speaking of falling short, Pssst… would like to offer a round of applause to the other runner ups, the SRC. Pssst… is glad they didn’t take the prize or Pssst…would have to bare with another page of empty promises.

Before Pssst… goes, a quick Latin lesson to shed some light for Luminous (ironic, Pssst… knows). But T E N E B R I S. Did you get that Luminous? And mascot. One T. Pssst… may sound judgey. But don’t worry, one of Pssst…’s best traits is OPEN-MINDEDNESS.

Anyway, Pssst… has eavesdropping to do, information to trade and lockdown showdowns to lose.

Pssst… says adieu and stay safe